I am not a people person... but I'll tolerate you

I don't like people. Well, I like very few people. Why is it that everyone gets on my nerves and seems fake and phony to me? I really am a friendly, nice person who will do anything for you IF I LIKE YOU. If not, you are nothing to me and I don't care about you at all. It's so extreme. Why am I like that? I would much rather like people a little bit and have some really good friends. But that's not how it is. I am so easily annoyed. Especially lately. The way people talk, the things that they do, the sounds coming from their office, the way they kiss each other's butts... oh so annoying. Makes me not like them much. I guess I don't have to like people right? I just have to tolerate them. I just have to get along with them enough to function in society. Now for the people I do like. Oh, I like you ALOT! I might even love you. You are the lucky few. I sound like such a snob. I hope I'm not a snob. Am I a snob? Oh well... I don't care what you think if I don't like you anyway. Right?

Enough bitching for today.